God Calling

[maggiebee]

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?












Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn’t get one either.

[treetops1]

Mine said " Bless You My Child " Lol.

[Zacs-Master]

It said.

You're the ones living life to the full.
Ps don't tell the others!

[Zacs-Master]

Crikey. I've been reading too many of a certain other ABers posts.

[jno]

tsk tsk, don't tell me R&S is overspilling into ChatterBank now

[pa___ul3]

It said "That Elderman chap's full of shizzle!"

[TWR]

Are you still working?

[JonnyBoy12]

I think he said "Well done all you Blood Donors, keep up the good work"!

[daisya]

THIS IS HELL...so no need for god... earth is hell without a doubt....and as for email........wazzat? <smirk>

[Philtaz]

I thought mine was an invite to Crufts because it said:

"Get ready to meet Dog"

I'm dyslexic you see........

[JonnyBoy12]

I have heard that we are living in Hell at the moment. Is that not too harsh a term for the planet Earth? Can anyone here confirm this theory?

[jomifl]

Don't take any notice of a strange guy who says he's my friend because he isn't he is stalking me.