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Jemisa | 00:05 Thu 02nd Feb 2012 | Jokes
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A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking
a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the
father.
"Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl.
"You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks
the father.
"I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."
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Avatar Image missprim
I don't know.........kids!
01:19 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
Avatar Image wildwood
You'd think the father would mind his own business. At 13yo they know it all already!
03:34 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
Avatar Image scowie
that's not a joke, that's an episode of eastenders! ^_^
12:55 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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Thats too near to the truth for several Dads/daughters, I suspect.........malheureusement.
22:21 Thu 02nd Feb 2012

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