Honeymoon

[marval]

A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

Trying to assert himself, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!"

The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would
there be any "we" in the first place."

[maggiebee]

LOL like it