This might work

[McMouse]

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.

[squarebear]

Haha! I like it.

[sunny-dave]

Then there was the muslim music hall "search for a star" night

- they left no turn unstoned ...

[RATTER15]

That sounds about right :))