Two men are on death row?

[Groupie]

T The warden asks them what they would like as a last request.
"I'd like to hear the bag pipes one more time" said the first man.
"Very well" said the warden. "And what do you want?" he said turning to the second man.
"To go first." he replied.

[peashaq]

Hoots mon!

[maggiebee]

Aye gie's a blaw!

[Zhukov]

awa"an bile ya heid..

[peashaq]

Played the pipes masel maggie, well, ah hud tae.

[maggiebee]

Aye, nuthin' like a good blaw tae clear the pipes oot!

[peashaq]

When I was learning to play the bagpipes I was considered so good that neighbours often came round and threw bricks through the windows in order to hear me all the better.