What happens when......??

[pillj123]

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH:
A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (He dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)

[bibblebub]

A lift operator? (He pushes all the right buttons)

[lady-janine]

an architect (He has designs on you)

[Mosaic]

An archaeologist...digs up your past

[tenrec]

"like"

[starone]

Great - but all these are negative - they are all forms of desertion. How about a few positive ones from someone (not me, I am completely hopeless at making up jokes, I just read them and laugh). An amateur comedian once told me I would be the perfect person to have in the audience because I laughed at every joke he told. Apparently one person laughing will set the others off.

[venator]

A Chartered Accountant - he teaches you double entry.