On the night..

[Jemisa]

of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.
The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his deck. (Dick)

The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

[maggiebee]

Chortlesplutter

[Jemisa]

I put Dick in brackets wondering what Ed would change it to. (GG)
but ooooo! no change..

jem

[Kiki-frog]

Heheheh.... I like it.

[Old_Geezer]

I needed even less attire when I went as a petrol pump.

[missprim]

Unleaded OG!!!

[marval]

lol

[Hymie]

Old_Geezer – you must be extremely well endowed, with the pump nozzle stuck in your ear.

[shooty]

lol @ hymie : )

[starone]

hee-hee to everyone. Your are all very witty.

[shoota]

Asks innocently.......'Can't everyone put their nozzle in their ear?'

[puternut]

Yes shoota - its when it comes out the other side you have to worry!!

Or maybe boast!!!