Some Service

[marval]

The lonely bachelor wrote to a dating service explaining that he had specific criteria for a potential mate and would not accept anyone who falls below his standards.

He went on to explain that the candidate should be cute and short, who enjoys water sports, is a team player and who enjoys group activities.

He received an envelope the following week. In it was a picture of a penguin.

[seadogg]

Nice one. By sheer coincidence we were watching sea ducks this afternoon and they came to mind as I was reading it.

[marval]

Sea ducks, sounds lovely seadogg

[seadogg]

Better surfers than the guys in wet suits lol.

[JonnyBoy12]

I thought that you were going to say a dolphin then.

[missprim]

Hope he pppicked it up.