The Vicar's Salary (another rude one)

[starone]

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a
larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation.

No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.

Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Glasgow, stands up
and proclaims:
'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every
year and his wife with a Volkswagen mini-van to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says,
if the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary
and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school
education for all of his children!'

More sighs and loud applause.

Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Vicar stays, I will give him free sex.'

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed
you to say that?'

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F*ck him'.
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[ELVIS68]

lol good one

[Jemisa]

:o)

[maggiebee]

Good chortle with that one, thanks.

[marval]

lol

[kevinhugh]

GOOD ;o)

[mrs.chappie]

:o)

[Baldric]

Does not bear thinking about.
lol