Heart-warming story...

[Jemisa]

It is not a joke thats why its here.
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play Golf .
One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again. He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'

He said, 'I'm NOT happy. My balls itch."


Stories like this just makes one want to cry, so heart-warming.

Jem.

[EvianBaby]

I thought you said it wasn't a joke?

[missprim]

Thought you said it wasn't a joke? It made me laugh.

[maggiebee]

Well I think it's hilarious!

[mccfluff]

its not heart warming either

its just left me puzzled, what woud you do, would you have to rub up against something or ask someone to scratch them for you>

[EvianBaby]

In my head, I just tried to work out what I'd do if I had no arms and had itchy boobs. It looked like I was dry humping a wall.

[mccfluff]

other people never scratch and itch just right either

[Jemisa]

I suppose too there would be a prob after going to the loo, wouldn't be able to wash your hands.

jem.

[EvianBaby]

That's if you made it to the loo. How would you take your kecks off?

[maggiebee]

What hands??

[mccfluff]

teef?

[missprim]

....and wipe your bum!

[EvianBaby]

I can't believe it didn't just dawn on me that a person with no arms would have no hands. DUH!

[missprim]

It's all armless fun!

[Jemisa]

To those people out there who have this affliction or any others who know people in this predicament I want to say sorry if this thread has offended you.

I do know how wonderfully you can cope.
We (I) will in your respect end this thread.

jem

[commoner]

I knew a man with no legs and one of his feet itched like mad....always felt sorry for him...it never stopped ...don't know how he put up with it....

[Baldric]

No legs, Feet?????? ok

[ummmm]

It's phantom feet. It really does happen.

[Baldric]

They need exorcising!

[ummmm]

lol