three hikers

[sallybb]

Three men were hiking through a forest.......
when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof!!!

God gave him big arms and strong legs...and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours,having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof!!!


God gave him a row boat and strong arms and strong
legs...
and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof!!!

HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!

She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...and walked across
the bridge

[rojash]

"She checked the map,"
Yeah, right...

[tenrec]

She can't have been blonde!

[maggiebee]

Probably just a very smart brunette lol.

[starone]

You men are just jealous. Tee-hee!

[marval]

lol

[RATTER15]

That reminds me of the blonde walking down the river bank when she sees another blonde on the opposite river bank, she shouts over "how do I got on the other side of the river?" The other blonde replies "you're already on the other side!" :)