A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident" The Blonde starts sobbing "Thats horrible!! So many men dying like that!" After a few minutes,the Blonde,still sobbing,says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Sounds a bit like my brother who asked Dad, Where's random? They always go there to make a draw. Puzzled Pa, then brother said The winner is drawn at random. He was only 6 or 7 though.
My Mother once commented that the horse Bar seemed to run in a lot of races.
No, not even Essex as an excuse