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[marval]

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing nappies.

"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one.

“The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife.

"I didn't mean the next nappy. I meant the next baby."

[tenrec]

My first husband was a bit like that!

[marval]

Oh dear tenrec

[starone]

tee-hee. How about wrapping the soiled nappy round his neck and squeezing hard..

[shooty]

: )

[puternut]

Whats the connection between a dirty nappy and the House of Commons?

Both have to be changed regularly - and for the same reason

[marval]

Good one puternut.