****CLEAN LIMERICK****

[shooty]

There once was a sculptor named Phidias,

Whose sculptures by most were thought hideous,

He carved Aphrodite,

Without even a nightie,

Which shocked all the fussy fastidious.

[MarkRae]

At least that one actually IS a limerick!

[tenrec]

Can't beat a good limerick!

[pdust]

lol at clean limerick.....

[owdhamer]

There was a young man called Wyatt, whose voice was rather quiet, and then one day it faded away

[shooty]

Ah, Thank you. The audience is a little thinner though, I see.

[Beerworshipper]

Three words i hate are *health and safety* *Politically Correct* and *Clean*

Or is that six? Either way i preferred your previous dirty limerick but we can't have everything, beers for you anyway shooty!

Isn't there a dirty or adult section here where likeminded folk can have a laugh without offended the sensitive? I'm from a rough family of drinkers and think my first words were probably an expletive or rude gesture so blame my parents

[Psybbo]

shooty, I should have said Come to bed

[tenrec]

shooty can you see I've lost weight, wonderful!

[shooty]

Bless you two lovely ladies : )

[marval]

I like it.

[askyourgran]

No 'arm in that shooty

[pdust]

*Ah, Thank you. The audience is a little thinner though, I see. *

nah, i was exactly the same weight 10 minutes ago as i am now :p