How to Photograph a New Puppy

[marval]

1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in the rubbish.

3. Remove puppy from the rubbish and brush coffee grounds from puppy's nose.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Take flash cube from puppy’s mouth and throw in the rubbish.

12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy’s nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy’s attention by putting a squeaking toy over your head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, “No, outside! No, outside!”

17. Clean up mess.

18. Fix a drink.

19. Sit back in armchair with drink and resolve to teach puppy “sit” and “stay” the first thing in the morning.

[rowanwitch]

Hahaha

[maggiebee]

So true

[RATTER15]

Been there done it!!

[chaptazbru]

Chuckles - luv it !

[Tilly2]

That was my German Shepherds to a T. So funny. Thank you for posting that it really made me laugh.

[tonyav]

Yep, that sounds right.

[marval]

Glad it made you laugh Tilly and everyone else.

[excelsior-1]

marvellous.


i fell off my chair laughing at number 3.

the whole thing is good.

[zebo]

I would substitute "young child" for puppy in many of these situations.

[tenrec]

Very good, and so true.

[wolf63]

I'm always suspicious about the people who can produce a picture of five (or so) puppies who are all looking at the camera (and smiling). It is not that easy when I do stuff like that.