Ode to the BMA

[maggiebee]

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the
Prime Minister David Cameron`s health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists has a sort of gut feeling about it,
But the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Pathologists yelled “Over my dead body” while the Paediatricians said
“Oh , grow up”.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to
Wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialist didn`t swallow it, and just wouldn`t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow and The Plastic Surgeons said, “this puts a whole new face on the matter”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward but the Urologists were pi+s+ed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas but the
Cardiologists didn`t have the heart to say no.

In the end the Proctologists won out leaving the entire decision
up to the a rseholes in London

[marval]

Very clever, I like it.

[boxtops]

very good

[factor-fiction]

I'm glad the gynaecologists weren't asked what they thought

[starone]

Very clever.

[rowanwitch]

They put their hands up!