Entry in young woman’s diary:

[marval]

Monday: Went out with John tonight. We were in his car and he tried to get
too friendly. I got out of the car and walked away.
My legs are still my best friends.

Tuesday: Went out with Peter tonight. We were in his car and he tried to get too friendly also. I got out of the car and walked away.
My legs are still my best friends.

Wednesday: Went out with Jock tonight. I like Jock. We were in his car and
he tried to get too friendly. I didn't get out and walk away.
Even the best of friends must part.

[Gizmonster]

Haha - I had to read that twice before I got it :P

[tenrec]

Ha ha

[excelsior-1]

very clever

[starone]

tee-hee, very funny.