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Mute 1 and 2
Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
Mute1 “What would you like to do?"
Mute 2 "I don't know what about you?"
Mute1 “Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to the woods and have some fun."
Mute 2 "Good idea."
So they get his car, pick up some girls, drive to the woods and are having a ball when mute 2 in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder.
Mute 1 What?"
Mute 2 “Have you got any protection?"
Mute 1 "No. Haven't you?"
Mute2 “No. We had better go to a chemist and get some."
They proceed to drive to a chemist and mute 2 gets out and goes inside. In two minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window.
Mute 1 “What?"
Mute 2 “I've got a problem."
Mute 1 “What?"
Mute 2 “I can't make the pharmacist understand what I want."
Mute 1 “I know What to do."
Mute 2 "What?"
Mute 2 "Go back inside. Put five pounds on the counter, and then put your *** on the counter. He'll know what you want."
Mute 2 "Good idea."
The man goes back into the chemists and two minutes later he's back at the car window.
Mute 1 "Well?"
Mute 2 "It didn't work."
Mute 1 “what do you mean?"
Mute 2 "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put five pounds on the counter. Then I put my *** on the counter."
"He put his *** on the counter and it was bigger than mine" "Then he laughed at me and took my five pounds."
Mute1 “What would you like to do?"
Mute 2 "I don't know what about you?"
Mute1 “Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to the woods and have some fun."
Mute 2 "Good idea."
So they get his car, pick up some girls, drive to the woods and are having a ball when mute 2 in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder.
Mute 1 What?"
Mute 2 “Have you got any protection?"
Mute 1 "No. Haven't you?"
Mute2 “No. We had better go to a chemist and get some."
They proceed to drive to a chemist and mute 2 gets out and goes inside. In two minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window.
Mute 1 “What?"
Mute 2 “I've got a problem."
Mute 1 “What?"
Mute 2 “I can't make the pharmacist understand what I want."
Mute 1 “I know What to do."
Mute 2 "What?"
Mute 2 "Go back inside. Put five pounds on the counter, and then put your *** on the counter. He'll know what you want."
Mute 2 "Good idea."
The man goes back into the chemists and two minutes later he's back at the car window.
Mute 1 "Well?"
Mute 2 "It didn't work."
Mute 1 “what do you mean?"
Mute 2 "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put five pounds on the counter. Then I put my *** on the counter."
"He put his *** on the counter and it was bigger than mine" "Then he laughed at me and took my five pounds."
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