A golfer
accidently overturned his buggy.
Elizabeth, a golf instructor who lived in a villa on the
golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.
"Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"
"George," he replied.
"George forget your troubles. Come to my villa,
have a rest and I'll help you get the buggy sorted out later."
"That's nice of you," George answered,
"but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," George finally agreed,
And added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, George thanked his host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the buggy!" said George