Praise the lord

[marval]

A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.”

This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.”

One morning the atheist overheard his neighbour praying for food, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch.

The next morning the lady screamed, “Praise the Lord, who gave me this food.”

The neighbour laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed “it wasn’t the Lord, it was me.”

The lady without missing a beat screamed “praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!”

[albaqwerty]

and the kernitting and sewing club could get you back together :-)

[tonyav]

I know rowan is behind all this, it has coven wrote all over it !

[humbersloop]

Nooo, r&s is full of humour and gaity, you'll make lots of new friends to banter with- go on!

[tonyav]

Humour and banter in R & S, yeah right, I've seen some of it, and I ain't doin it right.

[albaqwerty]

they love each other over there, they keep quoting from good books :-)

[humbersloop]

lol alba

[marval]

You will fit right in tony.

[tonyav]

Is there any '' Begatting '' over in R&S. ?

[humbersloop]

quick cut and paste tutorial and you'd be a breath of fresh air

[marval]

I am not sure, but I have heard that a fair bit of plumbing goes on over there.

[humbersloop]

and just being SHOUTED AT would make a nice change from a&e

[tonyav]

Hey, I can hear them from here shouting.

[humbersloop]

lol tony x

[albaqwerty]

They beget over there Tony, and quite frequently it would seem.

Just take a bundle of religious and non-religious artifacts with you.

Alternatively, title your thread 'I've had a vision' and C&P marval's joke.

[tonyav]

'' I've had a vision '' big LOL.

[Kiki-frog]

Just had a quick peep at a current R&S thread and all I can say, tony, is

<adopts Lord Kitchener pose>

AB needs you!

[humbersloop]

kiki's so right ((tony)), a heroic rehearsal of your thoughts on the ordination of women would go down a storm.

If you get stuck, nip back on here and we can give you some prompts....