Bonnie Scotland.

[zabado]

A big Scotsman in a kilt says " Hey Mary put your hand up ma kilt ". So she does and pulls her hand down again saying "Oooo Jock it's gruesome" Jock says " I lassie, put it up again and it'll gruesome more "

[tenrec]

Made me chuckle!

[slinky.kate]

ha ha.

[sunny-dave]

Oooh Deerie Mee

< to be said in a Morningside stylee >

[tonyav]

It's a gud un, but I heard that one as a kid.

[marval]

lol

[bluebirdino]

how do you tell the clan of a scotsman by putting your hand up his kilt?


if his "meat" weighs a quarter pound he's a macdonald !