Free sex with petrol.

[tonyav]

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, ' FREE SEX WITH FILL UP. '
Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ' you were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.' A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, ' sorry it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, ' I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
Paddy replied, ' No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all, at all. My wife won twice last week.'

[albaqwerty]

lol


Tony, av u got sex on the brain this morning?

[tonyav]

Maybe.

[albaqwerty]

c'mere the coven will rub it better


cackles :-D

[sunny-dave]

SEX - what people in Harrogate have coal delivered in ...

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[Mick-Talbot]

Didn't they used to be rednecks ?

[tonyav]

Dunno.

[Mick-Talbot]

Lol...seems so.


http://www.theanswerb...s/Question507729.html

[Tilly2]

I don't get this joke.

[tonyav]

So what.

[Psybbo]

:-)

[tenrec]

Tilly the free sex is for the women only.

[Tilly2]

Oh, thanks Tenrec. I get it now.
(Stupid joke)

[tonyav]

Oi what do you mean by that Tilly ( stupid joke ) lol.

[emmie]

i have heard this one, it's a goodun.

[Tilly2]

I was trying to work the maths out!

[tonyav]

Nothing to do with maths Tilly.

[Tilly2]

Thought it said three six. I need some new glasses.

[Psybbo]

Tilly, that's even better

[tonyav]

LOL @ tilly ( your a gem ).

[Tilly2]

Thanks, Tony.