Textspeke

[starone]

Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL).

Not to be outdone by our SNK (snotty nose kids), finally long-suffering seniors have our own codes!

Strictly Texting for Seniors follows:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WTP - Where are the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

[Flyhalf]

Too many Americanisms for my taste, but otherwise hits the mark.

[Jemisa]

I'n sure I'll use some of those in the future Starbi, loved 'em. :)

Jem

[tonyav]

Very good star, liked them.

[marval]

Well done Star, very good.