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weecalf | 11:43 Tue 31st Jul 2012 | Jokes
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Was on a bus and people in front of me were telling jokes .Any way the joke was started .Triplets were born .They were called Matt Pat And Tat .Alas my stop came up so had to get of bus did not get to hear end of joke .what do anyone thing would have been punch line go for it ....
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That joke sounds a load of Tat to me.
A pretty fair maid once begat
Three male triplets named Matt, Pat and Tat.
Twas fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding
For she hadn't a spare tit for Tat
A Woman had triplets,

she Named them Mat,

Pat & Tat. She fed

Mat from Left tit,

Pat from her Right tit..

Moral of d story:

No Tit 4 Tat
Yes, that is right. Shoot 'em up is a very exciting film is it not? For those who do not know it is mentioned in said movie.
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There you go .Not gonna eves drop again.

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