A man is out shopping when he discovers a new brand
of olympic condoms. Impressed, he buys a pack and
hurries home to show the wife.
'What makes them so special?' she says, nonplussed.
'There are three colours,' he tells her excitedly. 'Gold,
silver and bronze.' 'so which colour are you going to use
tonight?' she asks. 'Gold of course, her husband replies
proudly. 'Why don't you try the silver?' she retorts. 'It
would be nice if you came second for a change.'