Tree Sex

marval | 22:00 Mon 06th Aug 2012 | Jokes

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Tarzan had lived alone in his jungle kingdom for thirty years with only apes for company and suitably-shaped holes in trees for sex.

Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds, she entered a clearing to discover Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak.

She watched in awe for a while, surprised to find her own passion building.

Finally, overcome by his animal passion, Jane came out of hiding, reclined on the wild grass and offered herself to Tarzan.

Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.

In pain, she screamed, “What in the hell are you doing?”

Tarzan replied, “Me always check for squirrels!”