ChatterBank1 min ago
Down on the allotment
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but could never get them to turn red. One day when walking through the allotments, she saw a gentleman who had a plot full of the biggest bright red tomatoes she had ever seen.
The woman asked the man "what do you do to get such bright red tomatoes" "well twice a day I come down naked except for my trench coat, and flash at them and they turn bright red from blushing so much."
Well the lady was so impressed she decided to do the same thing to her plot. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her tomatoes hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman walked by and asked "by the way did you'r tomatoes turn red."
"No" she replied "but my cucumbers are enormous"
The woman asked the man "what do you do to get such bright red tomatoes" "well twice a day I come down naked except for my trench coat, and flash at them and they turn bright red from blushing so much."
Well the lady was so impressed she decided to do the same thing to her plot. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her tomatoes hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman walked by and asked "by the way did you'r tomatoes turn red."
"No" she replied "but my cucumbers are enormous"
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