The reporter...

[Jemisa]

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease."Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?""
Yep, Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?""Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what"s the relationship between this and Mad Cow?""And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?""
Mr. Brown, that"s interesting, but what"s the point?" "Lady, the point is this: if I"m playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn"t you go mad, too?"


(oldie but goldie)

[marval]

Oldie but still a big lol from me.

[tonyav]

LOL, like it Jem. I haven't heard it before.

[Psybbo]

Understandable, love it x

[magicmick]

New one on me to, lol

[starone]

lol - as marval said oldie but goodie.