Have you ever.....

[cupid04]

Q] Have you ever smelt mothballs?
A] Yes!
Q] How do you get your nose between them!

[baza]

what have you got if you have a green ball in each hand...the jolly green giant at your mercy.

[puternut]

One day I was walking down the road and spotted a cricket ball in the gutter.

About ten yards further on I saw another cricket ball

Walked another ten yards and saw a castrated cricket!

[Brinjal]

If you have a super ball in one hand and a super ball in the other hand what do you have?
The undivided attention of superman.

If the only thing that a moth can smell is the female moth what can the female moth smell?
Moth balls.

[starone]

Tee-hee to joke and answers.

[beso]

I know about smelting steel, but mothballs? I expect the temperature is somewhat lower.