Two Nuns...

[Jemisa]

There were two nuns

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
M: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to ****us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
A little while later...
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
M: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
L: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

so the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

ister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logic arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

[Mrsspagnoli57]

...And three 'our Father's'.
Good joke.

[mike11111]

This reminds me of the day I went to sign up for the RAF. We were all sat rather nervous. The corporal, replete with handlebar moustache, sat at his desk smoking his pipe. The sergeant came down to summon us upstairs to take the oath; meanwhile saying, "Corporal, what the hell are you smoking in that pipe?"

"Three Nuns (a popular pipe tobacco at the time), Sarge."

"Three Nuns? Smells to me as though two of them have sh!t themselves!"

Obviously a set piece which they must have practised often, but it had the effect of making everyone relaxed.

[Jemisa]

What a nice story Mike. :)

Jem

[starone]

Lovely jem. I have never heard that one before - really made me chuckle.

[Jeza]

Like it Jem. Must remember to tell Mic it in the morning.