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Seen in newspaper
A Yorkshire took his cat to the vet."Ayup,lad,I need to talk to thee about me cat," he said in his broad accent.
"Is it a tom?" asked the vet.
"Nay,lad," was the reply."I've browt it wi us."
A teddy bear is working on a building site.He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.The bear angrily reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says:"Oh,I forgot- today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked!"
Corny,I know, but they made me smile.
"Is it a tom?" asked the vet.
"Nay,lad," was the reply."I've browt it wi us."
A teddy bear is working on a building site.He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.The bear angrily reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says:"Oh,I forgot- today's the day the teddy bears have their picks nicked!"
Corny,I know, but they made me smile.
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