An Old Man~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An old man took his wife to the doctor"s. After a short examination the doctor said, "I"m afraid your wife"s mind has completely gone!".The old man replied, "I"m not surprised. She"s been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 45 years."
... then the doctor says "Your son's very intelligent, where does he get that from ?" and the old man replies, "Must be from his mother, I've still got mine "