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Jemisa | 10:59 Tue 18th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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Snow in the forecast! The TV weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself “fat chance with a face like that!”

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I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'
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barrel scraping comes to mind
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Yes Yes PN I Know, Sorreee...

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Oi, Jem take no notice. Keep em comin lol.

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