Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing," said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for. I forget where I have filed them."
"I used to have that problem too, but no more," her blonde friend said.
"Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can't miss it!"
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library called How to Hug, only to discover that it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia?