What a plonker......

[ELVIS68]

"Your Only Fools and Horses addiction is ruining my life," shouted my missus "I want you out of this house right now!"

"Ok," I replied, "I'll fetch the suitcase from the van."

[baza]

ha ha good one Dave

[starone]

tee-hee. lol

[Zacs-Master]

She'll be sorry cos I bet this time next year you'll be a millionaire, my San.

[losgigs]

Triffic!! (From a dozy old twonk)

[marval]

Lovely jubbly

[zebo]

Do you have to have seen the programme to get this? Sorry, that's me out then!

[marval]

Yes you need to have seen the programme. The words "I'll fetch the suitcase from the van." come from the title song.

[zebo]

Thanks, Marvel, no-one usually believes I've never seen a whole episode!