Fred and Fiona

[starone]

Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Astra van when suddenly Fiona ( being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"
Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Fiona until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: "Did you get these marks having sex?"
Fiona a little too embarrassed that she had even slept with Fred let alone allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires, eventually admits that,"Yes, I did."
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims: "I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen."

(I know, I know - I'll get me coat)

[marval]

lol lol

[losgigs]

Groooooooan!! Funny though.

[starone]

Well, I did say I'd get me coat losgigs. It is a bit of a groaner.

[moonraker558]

The names have been changed to protect the guilty culprits...I shall say no more.

[ttfn]

I saw that, Moony !

[sunny-dave]

< mucky snigger >

[dickythecook]

Thank good gness the names have been changed. It was actually a Bedford Rascal and not an Astra. mrs-o would have a field day if she knew who it really was, and in which field.

[ttfn]

Dave - are you and Moony related, perchance?