Women and cars !

[bazwillrun]

I was in ecstasy, with a smile on my face, as the wife moved forwards then backwards...
forwards then backwards...
back and forth..
back and forth..
in and out..
in and out..
Her heart was pounding faster,
Her face was getting flush & she started to grunt and groan...
then she let out one almighty scream...!!
"I can't park this ****ing car, please can you do it for me" !!!!!!

[tonyav]

LOL but I think you may get a kicking lol.

[bednobs]

Surely it doesn't work that way round and an innuendo - do wives move in and out of their husbands? I would have thought it was the other way round - women just don't have the bits to do it

[TWR]

Use your imagination Beds.

[bednobs]

so baz is saying he like buggering then?? Ok :)

[TWR]

Whatever turns you on, & no, I don't go in for sht shoveling lol.