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marval | 15:17 Sun 30th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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For Sale or Trade: Slightly Used Wife

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.
  
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Marval, if you were here I'd slap you!
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ops sorry, I am now in hiding.
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Good one, reminds me of someone??
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lol lol Sib!!
Good one marval. Sounds well used, not slightly used.

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