I managed and cheffed in a leisure club on Windermere some years ago and a busload of japanese tourists arrived and sat down. The waitress went to take their orders and I was horrified to see her slap one of the japanese men across the face. I hurried over to stop a full scale riot from breaking out and I asked the Japanese gent what he had said. His reply was that he had asked the waitress for a quicky, I had to tell him it was pronounced KEESH