ChatterBank1 min ago
Into hosoital....
A man goes into hospital for a
vasectomy. Before the procedure
a very attractive nurse comes in and
takes his vitals, then tells him to
take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs
him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys. The nurse then takes all
of her clothes off and climbs
on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man
catches his breath and asks
what that was all about. The nurse
informs the patient that studies
have shown that before a vasectomy if
the man has an ejaculation,
he will be more relaxed and that the
cord is easier for the surgeon to
locate and sever, thereby making the
surgery safer, more efficient and
quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to
operating room. While they
are going down the hall the patient
looks through a window to the
right and sees six men in a room
masturbating. Curious, the man asks,
"What are they doing in there?"
The nurse responds, “They’re preparing
for vasectomies too, but you
have BUPA and they have NHS ."
vasectomy. Before the procedure
a very attractive nurse comes in and
takes his vitals, then tells him to
take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs
him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys. The nurse then takes all
of her clothes off and climbs
on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man
catches his breath and asks
what that was all about. The nurse
informs the patient that studies
have shown that before a vasectomy if
the man has an ejaculation,
he will be more relaxed and that the
cord is easier for the surgeon to
locate and sever, thereby making the
surgery safer, more efficient and
quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to
operating room. While they
are going down the hall the patient
looks through a window to the
right and sees six men in a room
masturbating. Curious, the man asks,
"What are they doing in there?"
The nurse responds, “They’re preparing
for vasectomies too, but you
have BUPA and they have NHS ."
Answers
1 to 6 of 6
Best Answer
No best answer has yet been selected by Jemisa. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.1 to 6 of 6
Latest Posts
Time For A Limit On Angry Posts
ChatterBank4 mins ago
News5 mins ago
Starmer In Jobs Push.....right Oh!
News20 mins ago
Quizzes & Puzzles33 mins ago
News47 mins ago
Related Questions
Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.