The Stonemason.

[daftgrandad]

An old maid was coming to the end of her days and she left instructions that
when she died,on her headstone these words were to be inscribed:-

"Born a virgin,lived a virgin,died a virgin"

The fatal day arrived and the mason told his assistant to carry out the work.
He soon realised that the stone was in no way large enough for the words.
Then all of a sudden he had a brilliant idea and when finished the epitaph read:-












"Returned unopened"

[marval]

HaHa

[vivandorron]

Sorry.... It's a joke. Point not taken.!!!!

Ron.

[craft1948]

lol...............

[Psybbo]

Love it xx

[vivandorron]

I live in South Wales and virgins are said to be Welsh Rare bits.

Ron.

[daftgrandad]

Do you mean they're a bt cheesy ron

[vivandorron]

Nothing distasteful about Stilton.!!

Ron

[daftgrandad]

Some maybe a bit blue though.
DG

[Psybbo]

viv. tell him

[Jemisa]

Brilliant DG.

Jem