50 Shades of Grey

[droopydrawers]

Fifty Shades of Grey - A husbands view

The missus bought a Paperback
...down Shepton, Saturday,
I had a look inside her bag;

....T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
.....I am the dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of Grey. :)
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[Cruciformist]

Ah! A budding Poet Laureate. Wonderful stuff. The picture it conjures up in the mind.....!

[B00]

lol, love it, not many poems i can read to the end without my eyes glazing over, but i read that all and loved it :-)

[DTCwordfan]

fun - but there's several copies out there...

[Bluestone]

Ha ha ha! That's brilliant! :-)

Well done.

[rockyracoon]

Excellent

[penelope2]

Very good indeed.

[maggiebee]

Wonderful droopydrawers, tears of laughter here.

[Brinjal]

Lol great