A 6 and a 4 year old

BlueToffee | 08:15 Wed 17th Oct 2012 | Jokes

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A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says the 6-year old 'I think it's about time we started swearing.'

The 4-year old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with b1tch and you say something with ar5e.'

The 4-year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Yo fat b1tch, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His Mum locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year old and asks with a stern voice!,

'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ar5e it won't be Cheerios