Church Signs

[maggiebee]

Wasn't sure where to put this. Jokes? Religion? Well, Chatterbank won.
These signs are all from outside American churches:

There are some questions that can't be answered by Google

Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him

Read the bible, it's user friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10.30 am

Church parking - trespassers will be baptised

To be almost saved is to be totally lost

How do we make holy water? We boil the Hell out of it.

What is missing from CH CH? U R

Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on

Try Jesus, if you don't like him the devil will always take you back

Where will you be sitting in eternity, smoking or non-smoking?

Under the same management for over 2,000 years

[DTCwordfan]

Could start an AB list

"Naomi - there's a sinner if I ever have seen one."

"If we ever want hope, Venator for Pope"

[vulcan]

There's a church near me that had a new roof being fitted.Hanging on the security fencing was a sign that said trespassers will be forgiven.

[wolf63]

I like this

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[daftgrandad]

Very good.
Always liked the story about a church in Liverpool,where a notice said
"JESUS SAVES" and some wag had written underneath:-
"But St John scores from the rebound"

Ian St John was a famous footballer,who played for Liverpool.

[NOX]

We have an evangelical church near us with a huge ' KEEP OUT' notice on the gates to their private car park- kills me every time I drive past.

[parkie]

I sign I saw once said 'Jesus saves, Moses invests'.