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maggiebee | 21:25 Mon 05th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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Thought I’ d let you read part of my latest novel to rival fifty shades . . .



He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards. ....


Forwards then backwards. .... Back and forth... back and forth... In and out, in and out....


Her heart was now pounding faster, her face was flushed and she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.


Finally exhausted she let out one almighty scream!!! "OK !... OK!...


I CAN’T park the f***ing car!


You do it!
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Me & the Mrs tried that dogging the other night! By the time she'd parked the car everyone had effed-off.....
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