At the Casino...

[Jemisa]

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in The Casino. Down to her last £100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"

A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, "I don't know... Why don't you play your age?"

He walks away. Moments later,he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!

Rushing back to the table and pushing his way through the crowd, he is stunned to see the lady lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.

He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know, sir.... She put all her money on 29.

When 36 came up she passed out"


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[chaptazbru]

Like it ....

[owdhamer]

36 my age jem.

[excelsior-1]

Sorry Jem. Maybe it's been a long day - but I do not get this one

[chaptazbru]

^ she's 36, but put everything on 29, therefore lying about her age .....

[tonyav]

21 would have been my number Jem lol !. excel, she did what most women do, she lied about her age.
Jem, I see you have a tough decision to make about your eyes, good luck whatever you decide to do.

[marval]

lol

[Jemisa]

Thankyou Tony, Yes it is a tough one but a few weeks away yet i'm going to try to clear my mind of it for a while & relax my thoughts or I'll stress myself out.
I'll put my mind to posting some jokes for all.

jem

[starone]

Tee-hee How true.