Casino

[Patsy33]

Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.

[Bazile]

...and a fish on your head

[Patsy33]

What are the odds of that happening?

[Mamyalynne]

A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table



He says “Dill me in”

[Bazile]

Hang on i'll just fish out the numbers

[Ken4155]

Wayne Rooney's casino licence was withdrawn. Roulette anyone in.
Same with Kim Kardfashian's licence. She got caught dealing from the bottom.
And Jeremy Corbyn was banned from all casinos because when playing his favourite game of 5 card stud, he was asked if he was in or out and wouldn't give them a straight answer.
I'll get me coat:-)

[Patsy33]

My friend Jack Pott, is the luckiest person I know...

[Toorak]

...is he going out with Dee Lehr?

[Bazile]

Have i told you about my mate , casey no ?

[marval]

I cannot deal with this joke at the moment.

[Chipchopper]

Was you wearing a dinner jacket ?