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marval | 23:13 Sat 10th Nov 2012 | Jokes
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An elderly woman died last month.

Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote.

"They wouldn't take me out while I was alive; I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.”
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Errr...
23:15 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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Sorry marval :-(
23:15 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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No need to appologise, not my best
23:16 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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At another time that would be quite funny. ;-)
23:19 Sat 10th Nov 2012
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