What I will do to you...

[Jemisa]

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu jab

[plautus]

...and just when I thought I'd scored...

[Jemisa]

I think this is clever, don't you?

Jem

[marval]

Very clever Jem. I have had my flu jab.

[starone]

Oh dear, I did this one on 8th November jem.

[Jemisa]

Oh Dear! didn't realise Starbi, sorreee...
I was in hospital that day, oops!

jem

[Kiki-frog]

Problem with that, Jem, is that you're making flu sound kind of fun..... Or is that just me?