I saw

[sidkid]

Donald Trump in my local this evening. The bloke sitting next to Donald wasn't impressed........it was a stinker..

[sandyRoe]

lol. Good, needs a bit of thought, but good

[VHG]

I went to New York a few years ago and walked past one of the buildings he had built.

It amsued me to see it called Trump Tower (I even took a picture of the sign).

[boxtops]

shouldn't that be "I heard"....

[sidkid]

No

[B00]

How do you see someone fart?

[sidkid]

Body movement and facial expression. Plus the joke works better phrased this way imho

[McMouse]

Farts are best observed in an elevator......the perpetrator is usually the nonchalant looking person.